Tuesday, January 28, 2014
MEET RUBY JEAN
She's a red head, she's wise, she's dependable, she's flexible and I hold her in the palm of my hand. This tiny computer that is velcroed to me and can do everything but cook Sunday dinner AND sometimes I use as a phone has living within it's tiny circuits my new best friend, Ruby Jean.
Ruby Jean's heritage comes from someone named Google Map and she is at my beck and call, day or night, ANYTIME I am in my car and have not a clue where I am going.
I named her Ruby Jean because I don't have a dog by that name. (One day I WILL holler out my screen door at a Red Irish Setter, a Red Weiner Dog, or a Red Standard Poodle playing in the back yard, "Ruby Jean, git yur-self in here." Yes, that is my dream.
Until then Ruby Jean will somehow mysteriously communicate with a satellite flying high over head and then TELL me where I am and which way I need to turn in 1.5 miles.
Together we have found Tulsa businesses, Dallas home addresses, and Durango hiding places. (Let me be clear, NOT the new establishments selling weed. You don't need a GPS for that, just a nose! And I don't go there anyway.)
All I need to do is type in where I want to be, where I am at the moment and Ruby Jean does the rest. She maps out a route, tells me how long it will take me to get there and then proceeds with audible instruction. YES, audible. She speaks!!! Sometimes I just TELL her where I want to go...She hears!!
Ruby Jean was MADE FOR ME and people like me that can't find their way out of the driveway.
Not that my inability has slowed me down one iota! ( I've been known to plop the Dallas City Map on the seat next to the drivers seat, jump on the Dallas toll way, go as fast as I can go and pray that I'll still be in one piece at the end of the journey. The spiral bound map was used when I got OFF the toll way and needed to actually find an address on the other side of town.) I've traveled several state highways and back roads over the last 2-3 years, ALWAYS leaving enough time to get lost, which I always do. But alas, I ALWAYS find myself, usually in the nick of time.
NOW...no maps, no worries! Just sweet little Ruby Jean, standing at attention in my cup holder, waiting for me to get down the road a ways before she gently instructs, "take a left, turn right, OR make a legal U-turn." I love her voice, I love her sense of direction. I will follow her anywhere!
Life is SO much easier now that she's in my life!